A gift of a day

Today I was given a gift by my owner..........it was a day off. At first when he offered it I didn't know what to say...but I did eventually say yes. I was still feeling a bit dislocated..............but I have had a lovely day.

 I went to the gym, which was empty and so I was in a complete world of my own....just me and my ipod. I had a wonderful shower under the world's most fierce shower, which after working hard was just bliss.
I stopped of an picked up a friend and then drove us to have a massage................after a hard work out.......it was wonderful. I like a hard massage that gets rid of all the aches and pains, but today I asked for one that is less like a pummeling from a WWW wrestler......and for the first time ever.........I fell asleep.

After the massage we went out for lunch, a wonderful meal of Thai food...Thai chicken salad, green mango salad with beef and ice cold lime juice..................I left feeling full and healthy.......perfect.

I came home and had a small snooze, watched a bit of a DVD and then spent sometime on skype talking to friends in the UK.

Then I sat outside and watched the approaching storm, with violent thunder and lightning flashing across the sky, leaping from cloud to cloud.
And then the rain came....for about ten minutes it rained like the coming of Noah's flood, and then it stopped as suddenly as it had started,and the sun came out from behind the cloud and I watched the most dramatic of sunsets; golden edged black clouds in a crimson sky.

My phone went and it was time for me to go online.......and my owner was there, waiting for me, welcoming me back from my day off............he says I can have another one in three months.

But now I think that I will have to pay for it..... I wonder what the price will be...as he says...nothing in a slaves life is to be taken for granted and nothing is free

Paper pants and a wedgie

Today I went for a massage.......... and there really is no dignity in someone pulling your paper pants into a wedgie up your bum...not once, but twice................one for each cheek.

She spied a bruise on one cheek and asked "How you hurt Ma'am....it sore?"

Not some bruise inflicted by my owner............walking backwards into sharp table corner...........I had to smile.

She told me I was stressed, she told me I looked tired, she told me I looked sad.(although how she could tell this from looking at my bum in the semi darkness I am not so sure).

Her solution to the problem.........please bear in mind I have know her a while now and she is not backwards in coming forwards with her opinions (I don't like your hair cut, you put on weight, you lost weight, nice earring, you forgetful, like old woman etc etc)................

"Ma'am you need  more massages, you need to drink bottle of wine, you need to shag 20 year old till your eyes pop out."

In the semi darkness I laughed so hard, I nearly peed my paper pants.

When I was leaving, she came back to the room and sat on the bed next to me, she patted my knee and said..........."Ma'am.......don't be sad.............all things pass."

Wise words.................

As I left the building she called after me, and thinking I had left something behind, I turned around...and she  smiled and said "Remember ma'am till your eyes pop out"