Bastard

I got a call at 9pm and my heart skipped a beat or six.

"Ready slave?"

Well what do you answer to that one?

I wanted to ask him what exactly I was supposed to be ready for...but I didn't

I wanted to tell him he was a shit for messing with my mind.

Did I?

No I didnt.

I just said "Yes Sir"

To which he replied..."Good" and said goodbye and hung up!

Bastard!