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Monday, 27 December 2010

Which page of the Owner's Handbook is this one on?

I think that his powers of ESP are on overload................how did he know I was complaining about him being unreasonable, just how does he do it? 

Some part of my argument about the unreliability of Internet and the vagaries of my phone seems to have got through to him. 

He seems to have grasped it......without me becoming bratty and shouting and stomping and complaining about my lot.

So his solution is............................I have five minutes to log in every hour, from the o'clock to five past, to see if he is there, if he has left me a message or ...whatever.......

Sometimes I just wonder where they get these plans from...is there some secret  "Owner's Handbook", where they can look up more and more fiendish things to do, more warped mind activities to carry out ....just to remind us who is in control ?

 Or is it a prerequisite of every owner to have this mind set............?

I'm not complaining ...honest I'm not, its better than being in trouble.

1 comment:

  1. It's amazing how they know things...

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