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Tuesday 12 April 2011

I hear my favourite vibrator calling me......come here...cum here

All alone ...twiddling my thumbs and looking very longingly at the vibrator in the corner of the room

I could just inch a little closer to it....

Maybe just turn it on to check it still works...

Perhaps it needs new batteries........

I should check it hasn't ceased up due to lack of use......

STEP AWAY FROM THE VIBRATOR!

Just 24 more hours

6 comments:

  1. Good luck... I know you can hold out!

    aisha

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  2. LOL...Love your title! Would it be wrong to put it in a brown paper bag where you can't see it?? good luck!

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  3. abby...in a brown paper bag...in a box..under th bed...hidden...but made me think of Dr Seuss...so in honour.......

    Say!
    In the dark?
    Here in the dark!
    Would you, should you, in the dark?

    I would not, should not,
    in the dark.

    Would you, could you,
    in the rain?....
    I would not...should not in the rain.

    HSxx

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