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Wednesday, 30 March 2011

How to have fun whilst half a world apart.

Here is a good example of how to have fun whilst half a world apart.........

1. Get you slave naked.
2. Turn on the aircon until they are cold and have nipples like rivets.
3. Get cold slave to cover every inch of body in oil.
4. Bet slave that she cannot spin 360 on the floor on her arse with feet in the air.
5. Give her 1 practice spin then tell her she has three attempts.
6. Watch slave spin round on arse through tears in your eyes, laughing hysterically. and loose the bet that she will be able to.
7. Have slave roll on floor to ensure complete coverage.
8. Make slave lie on floor on stomach with feet up behind and tell her to cum.
9. Listen to slave moaning through tears of laughter that she cant possibly do it.
10. Watch slave cum, laughing and slipping around.

I told him he was sick and twisted...and he replied......"Thank you"


  1. How I wish I were a fly on the wall!! All daddy and I did was phone sex!!! Lmao

  2. Hmmm, that might not be everyone's cup of tea - but I can see why you love him.



  3. Mindset...flies sometimes get swatted!...Phonesex would have been more my choice.

  4. aisha....my first response was to swear under my breath and mutter about how stupid it was, and how I did NOT want to do it...but challenge me.... and its a different matter!
    There are lots of other things I would rather have done, but then its not exactly my choice anyway...at least I didn't get splinters in my arse!